1. Ask about our "Crack-for-Votes" program!
2. $5 Rielle Hunter lap-dances during Happy Hour
3. All the benefits of Trade Unions, now for Doctors!
4. Same-day dead voter registration
5. Tax-Cut Lotto
6. Free Healthcare services at the BMV
7. $500 Tax Deduction for each bong
8. Screw Iraq, Invade Pakistan!
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