Saturday, March 24, 2012

Open Letter to Obama Shlockumentary Maker Davis Guggenheim

Davis 'Leni Riefenstahl' Guggenheim is the director of the Barack Obama campaign film 'The Road We've Traveled'. Interviewed a couple of weeks ago by Piers Morgan, Leni could not find a single fault with President Obama.

Davis Guggenheim: "Well, I mean the negative for me was, there were too many accomplishments. I had 17 minutes to put them all in there."
Piers Morgan: "Oh, come off it! You can't say that with a straight face. Come on."

Davis Guggenheim: "I'm looking at you right now with a straight face."

Piers Morgan: "The only negativity about Barack Obama is there are too many positives?"

Davis Guggenheim: "That was the negative -- excuse me, that was the negative for me."

As a public service, I have created the following movie-related poster -- an adaptation of Pee Wee's Tiny Adventure (also directed by Guggenheim, I hear) that outlines just a couple of Obama's flaws.

Perhaps Leni will consider including a few of President Obama's Historic Firsts in his next hagiography of Dear Leader.

1 comment:

Calvin Dodge said...

You need to add "kill DC Opportunity Scholarship Program", which is especially relevant to the creator of "Waiting For Superman".