The Telegraph (UK) reports that an eerie figure was spotted by the Mars explorer in 2004.
The shadowy image appears to resemble old photographs of "Bigfoot" (otherwise known as "Sasquatch" [Canada], "Yeti" [Tibet] and "Michael Moore" [Hollywood]).
The photograph, taken in 2004 by the Mars explorer Spirit, appears to show a human shaped object that looks startingly like previous photographs purporting to have captured Bigfoot.
Careful photographic analysis by our star cub reporter Biff Spackle reveals quite a surprise.
Oh, those crazy, whacky Clintons! They really know how to get free PR!