Monday, December 05, 2011

Dear Abby [Papa B]

Papa B:

DEAR ABBY:

I have always wanted to have my family history traced but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Do you have any suggestions?

Sam in California.

DEAR SAM:

Register as a Republican and run for public office.

Abby

3 comments:

PISSED said...

Now THAT there is funny!

Barry Popik said...

From my political glossary:

“Why pay to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you”

Also see these, inspired by a recent Doug Ross post:

Ineptocracy
Kakistocracy

Otis said...

The double standard lives.