Friday, December 28, 2012

CASH MONEY CAPTION CONTEST: Cthulhu Feinstein

Biff Spackle has $25 burning a hole in his pocket for the winner:



17 comments:

Anonymous said...

"We captured her trying to steal all of our guns."

Shep said...

We need to tell National Geographic about this: but is she a crustacean or a mammal?

Soylent Green said...

RJ McCready, pours scotch into computer drive, "Cheatin' Bitch."

AsilisArt said...

What will PETA say?

Justin A. Bieber, Jr. said...

"HEY, WHO'S GOT MY CAN OF RAID"?

chester arthur said...

'If you let me go,I'll steal them up there,and bring them back here.'

Barry Popik said...

"It's a Dianne Longarms, one of them barachnids. I spied her tryin' to take our guns."

@ColoradoScubaFr said...

"THE LEGISLATIVE ANGLES!! OH GOD, THE LEGISLATIVE ANGLES!!"

Johan Galt said...

Globull warming will cook her, eventually.

Val S said...

Without the head, I'm betting those leggies taste just like crab legs!

Jimmie Rosland said...

"We must BAKE It".

"No, FRY It."

"HELLZ, NO, POACHED FEINSTEIN IS A DELICACY IN AMERICA!"

west_rhino said...

Erich Von Danniken, call your office!

angrymike said...

If we eat it we'll die of botox poisoning ........

Diogenes Sarcastica™ said...

Doctor, I believe it is a species of Dianearthropod....it disarms it's prey and leaves them for others to kill.

Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder said...

"... out of corruption horrid life springs, and the dull scavengers of earth wax crafty to vex it and swell monstrous to plague it. Great holes secretly are digged where earth’s pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.”

SirKnob said...

The troubling shooting guides says to expose it to sunlight, facts, truth and patriotism. Then the puss filled socialist blood sucking tick will shrivel, die and fall off the workers behind.

SirKnob said...

Having run out of other people's money, desperate democrats explore a new means to pick other people's pockets.