"We captured her trying to steal all of our guns."
We need to tell National Geographic about this: but is she a crustacean or a mammal?
RJ McCready, pours scotch into computer drive, "Cheatin' Bitch."
What will PETA say?
"HEY, WHO'S GOT MY CAN OF RAID"?
'If you let me go,I'll steal them up there,and bring them back here.'
"It's a Dianne Longarms, one of them barachnids. I spied her tryin' to take our guns."
"THE LEGISLATIVE ANGLES!! OH GOD, THE LEGISLATIVE ANGLES!!"
Globull warming will cook her, eventually.
Without the head, I'm betting those leggies taste just like crab legs!
"We must BAKE It"."No, FRY It.""HELLZ, NO, POACHED FEINSTEIN IS A DELICACY IN AMERICA!"
Erich Von Danniken, call your office!
If we eat it we'll die of botox poisoning ........
Doctor, I believe it is a species of Dianearthropod....it disarms it's prey and leaves them for others to kill.
"... out of corruption horrid life springs, and the dull scavengers of earth wax crafty to vex it and swell monstrous to plague it. Great holes secretly are digged where earth’s pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.”
The troubling shooting guides says to expose it to sunlight, facts, truth and patriotism. Then the puss filled socialist blood sucking tick will shrivel, die and fall off the workers behind.
Having run out of other people's money, desperate democrats explore a new means to pick other people's pockets.
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