Q: Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Arkansas?
A: All the DNA matches and there are no dental records.
Note: For those Arkansanians offended, feel free to substitute AL, KY, LA, MS, or WV when forwarding.
Hat tip: PointsNFigures.
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2 comments:
The one we use in Illinois is:
How do you know the "Toothbrush" was invented in Wisconsin?
Any where else, it would have been called a "Teethbrush"
And how do you castrate a hillbilly?
...
Kick his sister in the chin.
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