In spite of a plethora of evidence, the kooks in media and the Obama administration -- but I repeat myself -- appear thoroughly stumped in ascertaining the motives of the Boston bombers.
For that reason, I offer the following helpful quiz for the administration and its public relations officials in antique media.
Question: What was the motive for the terror attack at the Boston Marathon?
Please select only one answer from the following choices:
Nicki Minaj not returning tweets, which indicts all of American society
Tsarnaev brothers are Yankees fans; took the term "Bronx Bombers" a little too seriously
Sick of TBS, which keeps showing the same "Master of my domain" Seinfeld rerun
Revenge for food poisoning incident at Boylston Street's Mr. Sushi
Bitterly clinging to holy book and pressure cookers
Hope to inspire Matt Damon and Ben Affleck to make the movie of the Tsarnaev Brothers' lives
Six-month trip to Russia centered around study of Rasputin's love-making techniques
That idiot Elvis impersonator stole my Ricin idea
Even Cialis ain't working
Kill infidels in the name of Jihad