Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Exclusive First Look: New Airport Full-Body Scan Images

Coming soon to an airport security line near you: stunning, crystal-clear images that capture every detail of the subject's body, with private parts carefully masked out for "Joe the Plumber"-level security.

These images were produced recently during a test in Oahu's airport.

Machines like this one promise to enhance transportation safety even higher than the current "system worked like clockwork"-level.


Idea: Reliapundit.

7 comments:

Reliapundit said...

OBAMA LOOKS FATTER NAKED.

YUCH!

Reliapundit said...

IS THAT PETN IN HIS THONG OR IS HE JUST HAPPY TO SEE YOU?

Reliapundit said...

IF HE HAD A TAIL HE'D LOOK LIKE A NAVI!

OOPS: ANOTHER IDEA!

The_Bad said...

Silly question of the day: if this machine specifically masks out private areas, exactly how would it have detected the underwear bomb of recent fame?

Reliapundit said...

I GIVE YOUR PHOTOSHOP A SOLID A+!

Tomás Estrada-Palma said...

Pretty good! Here is how the scans really look before being blurred by the government for release.

http://tomasestradapalma4today.blogspot.com/2010/01/origin-of-naked-airport-scan-image.html

Do you suppose if this young woman knew the images would look this clear before they are blurred then released to a duped public she would have been scanned?

http://tomasestradapalma4today.blogspot.com/2010/01/origin-of-naked-airport-scan-image.html

Oh by the way if you run into her tell her she buck naked on the Internet.

Anonymous said...

Americans need to decide whether they want safety/protection or they want total freedom and privacy. You can't have both. Total freedom and privacy for all leaves a gap where safety and security are concerned. What's more important to you?