Coming soon to an airport security line near you: stunning, crystal-clear images that capture every detail of the subject's body, with private parts carefully masked out for "Joe the Plumber"-level security.
These images were produced recently during a test in Oahu's airport.
Machines like this one promise to enhance transportation safety even higher than the current "system worked like clockwork"-level.
OBAMA LOOKS FATTER NAKED.
IS THAT PETN IN HIS THONG OR IS HE JUST HAPPY TO SEE YOU?
IF HE HAD A TAIL HE'D LOOK LIKE A NAVI!
OOPS: ANOTHER IDEA!
Silly question of the day: if this machine specifically masks out private areas, exactly how would it have detected the underwear bomb of recent fame?
I GIVE YOUR PHOTOSHOP A SOLID A+!
Pretty good! Here is how the scans really look before being blurred by the government for release.
Do you suppose if this young woman knew the images would look this clear before they are blurred then released to a duped public she would have been scanned?
Oh by the way if you run into her tell her she buck naked on the Internet.
Americans need to decide whether they want safety/protection or they want total freedom and privacy. You can't have both. Total freedom and privacy for all leaves a gap where safety and security are concerned. What's more important to you?
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