Monday, December 14, 2009

Gropenhagen: Anti-Capitalist Protesters Captivated by Free Sex Offers from Uber-Capitalist Prostitutes

Der Spiegel reports that anti-Capitalist warmers are enjoying Copenhagen's prostitutes free-of-charge.

Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.

Copenhagen's city council in conjunction with Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to 'Be sustainable - don't buy sex'.

"Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes," the approach to hotels says.

Now, Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card...

John Galt notes the irony.

I get a chuckle out of the great dichotomy currently taking place in Copenhagen.

Literally thousands of the worlds left wing anti-Capitalists have descended or maybe it is ascended to Copenhagen in an attempt to implement world wide centralized control of the world's nation state economies, world trade and peoples' lives.

At the same time, the professional ladies of the evening are offering their services free of charge due to the exceedingly extra high demand for their services that will take place from the huge influx of these anti-Capitalists.

The Ladies will more than make up the forgiven fees for their services with the increased resulting demand and tips resulting derived therefrom..

Ladies of the evening applying true Capitalist ideology to make more money from the anti-Capitalists.

Heh™.

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