Washington, DC - This morning the Pentagon announced the formation of a new, 500-man elite fighting unit termed the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).These forces will be air-dropped into Afghanistan having received only the following briefing on the terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon anticipates operations in Afghanistan to be complete by Wednesday.
Hat tip: Contrairimairi
2 comments:
We better send them to Washington, DC, because that's where the evil resides.
we fix Washington, DC, we fix all the issues, including Afghanistan
The season opened today.
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