Friday, December 25, 2009

The Chase

This is weird.

Been driving for 25 miles and this big ol' truck's been following me the whole way.


Whoa. He's been getting closer and closer...

Damn! What the...

S***! He's gettin' right up on my bumper!

Alright, that's it. I'm pulling over. What the heck is going on here?

A frickin' Brinks truck?

What the hell? He's getting out of the armored car... walking up here...

Officer - is there some sort of a problem?

Sir, I couldn't help but notice the Obama sticker on the back of your car.

Yeah? So what? Did I do something wrong?

No, sir. But could you look in your rear-view mirror once more?

What the hell? What are those two eyeballs doing on your armored car?

Those, sir? That's the $480,000 your family could have saved by voting Republican over the last eighty years.

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