This is weird.
Been driving for 25 miles and this big ol' truck's been following me the whole way.
Whoa. He's been getting closer and closer...
Damn! What the...
S***! He's gettin' right up on my bumper!
Alright, that's it. I'm pulling over. What the heck is going on here?
A frickin' Brinks truck?
What the hell? He's getting out of the armored car... walking up here...
Officer - is there some sort of a problem?
Sir, I couldn't help but notice the Obama sticker on the back of your car.
Yeah? So what? Did I do something wrong?
No, sir. But could you look in your rear-view mirror once more?
What the hell? What are those two eyeballs doing on your armored car?
Those, sir? That's the $480,000 your family could have saved by voting Republican over the last eighty years.
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