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This is weird.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi__wN_c_jdGpVaehUtWvJLWqOfoSC0zHfwjD-kloS7xbDZzyg4QBmZcq-jXTdVdyty-gfSBthc27gxTGLyKLV5DIpo2A0op0b1r0kFpIcBGPdeM0p3TW7ARCaXgTkf9kgLbiKzQ/s400/091225-geicdriv2.jpg)
Been driving for 25 miles and this big ol' truck's been following me the whole way.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisZLFd0RWZVjMc0-q9e7Re_evdmYY7c_vsW2SZa-Bpr5KXfAf97xBbKG3thUishiYT4oIp6tC9G1t-kI89RIET0S4w9uMv9OGmiNtBKvrVYPt1r1cXEyKRiyBICC-N5eKazTAi5w/s400/091225-geicdriv3.jpg)
Creepy.
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Whoa. He's been getting closer and closer...
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Damn! What the...
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S***! He's gettin' right up on my bumper!
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu3Fkg4lXOOPtWt9gqvm_n6ZsSqyfuavgcNoKhyE5XYgd4XxmNi61iJxpG5M704qx6TiS7RTAbkZ7C30gkhdTyxRbs95-7Iz2bRxqd1e2DvV5Qxmmh20hNIV-Ky8ywAgj0D7Uvdg/s400/091225-geicdriv7.jpg)
Alright, that's it. I'm pulling over.
What the heck is going on here?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_RKzjcJXr1BBOacxEC9AubsWLg0lPCOg_Mnvc1kUJGdSXECdo4QtihdYhGHqlVX7XWp0r_E_bjk6Zu_comj1wBQvHhgvKa7aQXhztktsnT4FkN8xImYYPQaTHnriorXrOWwRWcQ/s400/091225-geicdriv-car.jpg)
A frickin' Brinks truck?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu3Fkg4lXOOPtWt9gqvm_n6ZsSqyfuavgcNoKhyE5XYgd4XxmNi61iJxpG5M704qx6TiS7RTAbkZ7C30gkhdTyxRbs95-7Iz2bRxqd1e2DvV5Qxmmh20hNIV-Ky8ywAgj0D7Uvdg/s400/091225-geicdriv7.jpg)
What the hell? He's getting out of the armored car... walking up here...
Officer - is there some sort of a problem?![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsCii28lBse3zyotfF7NRM4BIJPGi8fOETIu4SCw9jNtoEP1joiAoA6RfZamM_KLRYL8V1hEMPei-2sYikPgNiNUoAbaWSGPQyJW8Up_TS3pio-i6IZO1iHtH-zskVuxkn08tqPQ/s400/091225-geicdriv-cop1.jpg)
Sir, I couldn't help but notice the Obama sticker on the back of your car.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu3Fkg4lXOOPtWt9gqvm_n6ZsSqyfuavgcNoKhyE5XYgd4XxmNi61iJxpG5M704qx6TiS7RTAbkZ7C30gkhdTyxRbs95-7Iz2bRxqd1e2DvV5Qxmmh20hNIV-Ky8ywAgj0D7Uvdg/s400/091225-geicdriv7.jpg)
Yeah? So what? Did I do something wrong?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsCii28lBse3zyotfF7NRM4BIJPGi8fOETIu4SCw9jNtoEP1joiAoA6RfZamM_KLRYL8V1hEMPei-2sYikPgNiNUoAbaWSGPQyJW8Up_TS3pio-i6IZO1iHtH-zskVuxkn08tqPQ/s400/091225-geicdriv-cop1.jpg)
No, sir. But could you look in your rear-view mirror once more?
What the hell? What are those two eyeballs doing on your armored car?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsCii28lBse3zyotfF7NRM4BIJPGi8fOETIu4SCw9jNtoEP1joiAoA6RfZamM_KLRYL8V1hEMPei-2sYikPgNiNUoAbaWSGPQyJW8Up_TS3pio-i6IZO1iHtH-zskVuxkn08tqPQ/s400/091225-geicdriv-cop1.jpg)
Those, sir? That's the
$480,000 your family
could have saved by voting Republican over the last eighty years.
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