Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Kathy Griffin Before and After Shots: Spackle Exclusive

You may recall Kathy ("Suck it, Jesus") Griffin -- the obnoxious, profane, Marxist comedienne -- from her various Bush-bashing escapades.

What you may not know is that Kathy has had a lot -- a lot -- of work done to make her appearance more acceptable while she spews her retch-inducing rhetoric onstage.

We're not sure how Junior Cub Reporter Biff Spackle located these exclusive before and after shots. He claims he broke into the Beverly Hills offices of the elite "plastic surgeon to the stars" Gomer Splattman, but editors at this august journal are hesitant to accept that story. Nonetheless, we present the following before and after shots without editorial commentary except to say: wow. Just wow.

Hollywood insiders say she's got a great personality, so she's got that going for her.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

You are a fucking idiot, non of this is real or exclusive, STOP FAKE NEWS