It's really quite straightforward.
Say you're the Mayor of Murrieta, California. Or the City Manager of Scottsdale, Arizona.
Some place that's just gotten a surprise shipment of hundreds of illegal aliens suffering from unknown medical conditions, have uncertain criminal backgrounds, and perhaps even some ties to terror organizations. You know, the Democrats' new favorite constituency: wards of the state who can't speak English, are utterly dependent on government largess, and know nothing of American history, traditions and culture.
What do you do? It's really quite simple:
2. Immediately purchase one-way tickets for each illegal on Greyhound to the nearest, wealthy liberal community. My personal favorites:
• Bethesda, Maryland
• Cambridge, Massachusetts
• La Jolla, California
• San Francisco, California
• Washington, DC
3. Assist each illegal on to the bus, hand them their supplies for the trip, and bid them a fond adieu.
4. Open a can of beer and enjoy.
You're welcome, America.