Bernie sent this one in...![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9jiPoEF_5s2MC37IdgAXijCDpArKAnD_9oS9mztVhlvjY_aHND3F_MVbxekQMyG7VrWH-iihCHISWSe-y3r2uWy8uHp7AdU4baYcC0-yPndvAcIVhxgicLXkFnkXvC-g4vk9f0w/s400/090918-wal-29.jpg)
The ladies love my pink velour stretch pants and cowboy boots.
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How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?
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The freezer section makes me tingle!
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I have this outfit in red, b***hes.
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It's all in the parenting.
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And while you were reading
this, I vomited.
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Leotards ain't just for ballet, b***hes.
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The sequel to the Da Vinci Code revolves around the mystery of this man's underwear.
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The Earth, Wind & Fire Reunion Tour begins... right... here.
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If you don't shop with a parakeet, you're missing out on
all of the best deals.
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You step on my white suede shoes and you're toast.
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Eh, what?
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You'd never guess it, but these guys are all close friends.
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See the flame shoes? Those mean I won't think twice about roundhouse-kicking you into the next zip code!
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Every man worth his salt wears a Steelers jersey and hot pink shorts to go shopping.
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It's chocolate, I swear to the frickin' Aztec Gods of cocoa!
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Sarcasm depleted. No words possible.
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The man in the yellow go-go boots knows how to rock the house.
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Rawrrrrrrrrrrr...
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