Received from my brother at 5:49am ET:
PETER: Doug is a big Cruz guy, isn’t he?
ME: Yes. Doug thinks Cruz is the only true Republican.
PETER: I devoted my life to Doug’s teachings.
ME: That will get you a cup to piss in.
PETER: Doug is a national treasure. You are the Billy Carter of the Ross family.
Doug, please buy Peter a toilet so that he doesn't have to pee into a cup.
Peter, don't pee into cups - it is the 21st Century already.
Hahaha! :D Now that's funny.
OK OK Ok....... that's funny, Very much so.
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