Thursday, September 17, 2015

Actual Email From My Brother

Received from my brother at 5:49am ET:

The following is an exchange between Peter ****** (a good friend of mine from school) and me during last night’s debate:

PETER: Doug is a big Cruz guy, isn’t he?

ME: Yes. Doug thinks Cruz is the only true Republican.

PETER: I devoted my life to Doug’s teachings.

ME: That will get you a cup to piss in.

PETER: Doug is a national treasure. You are the Billy Carter of the Ross family.



carlito said...

Doug, please buy Peter a toilet so that he doesn't have to pee into a cup.
Peter, don't pee into cups - it is the 21st Century already.

benning said...

Hahaha! :D Now that's funny.

vanderleun said...

OK OK Ok....... that's funny, Very much so.