Another submission by our summer intern, @BiffSpackle.
If I were a Democrat consultant, I would be licking my chops at the attack ads I could create against Trump. War on women, on Mexicans, against private landowners, against the little guys he's screwed in business repeatedly.
And, for the 10,000th time, I will support Trump in the general against any Democrat. Because I would support a used K-cup in the general against any Democrat.
Related reading: "Mega-donors shy away from fight with Trump."