1. THEY EXEMPTED THEMSELVES You read that right. ObamaCare is so wonderful, so Utopian, so amazing, that Democrats in Congress exempted themselves, their families, their staff members and the President's clan from having to wait in line under socialized medicine.
2. THE 'BENEFITS' OF DEMCARE DON'T START UNTIL 2014 To postpone the wonderfulness until after the 2012 presidential election, Democrats purposefully delayed health care spending until 2013 and 2014. Every day, Democrats told us, 35,000 people lost their health insurance (primarily because they lost their jobs under the Obamaconomy, but I digress). So these people remain screwed.
And you know those sickly child props the Democrats rolled onstage like a Jerry Lewis telethon to pitch DemCare?
Sorry, kids. You've got as much of a chance of getting covered under DemCare as Michael Moore has of getting his own Jenny Craig commercial.
But, Melvin, it's so historic.
Hat tip: Mark Simone, 3/24/2010