Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Who's up for giving free cell phones to illegals?

I think you can guess the answer to that question: why, the federal government, of course! After all, it ain't their money:

Are you an undocumented immigrant who needs a cell phone? Here’s good news. We’ve just published The Undocumented Immigrant’s Guide to Free Government Cell Phones.
Much to our surprise, there are no regulations that prohibit undocumented immigrants from getting these phones.

In fact, based on our research we assume many undocumented immigrants are already using the free government cell phone program to help land jobs, to keep in touch with doctors and other medical professionals, to stay in touch with their family, and to reach 911 in emergency situations.

The Undocumented Immigrant’s Guide to Free Government Cell Phones will teach you everything you need to know to get your own free cell phone, thanks to the generous U.S. government. It’s not illegal. You just have to know the rules.

This administration makes Nixon look like an Eagle Scout.

Hat tip: Dan.

3 comments: said...

The phones are not a mere bribe: they serve to organize a street army.

Anonymous said...

The CEO of Tracfone is a huge Obama supporter.

I'm sure you're shocked to read that.


suek said...

What I want to know is how I get to become an illegal? Seems like the bennies are pretty good...

Suppose I give up my US citizenship...but stay living where I live...would that work?