Speaking off the record, David Axelrod noted that Biden's record of gaffes, blunders, misstatements, and outright inanity had become "more than a liability". Axelrod alluded to secret discussions with other potential running-mates including an unnamed rodent-like mammal with "considerably more intellectual firepower and charisma" than Biden.
Although the rodent has yet to be publicly identified, a spy photograph has emerged of President Obama meeting with the would-be VP candidate.
Calls to David Flouffe to confirm these reports had not been returned at press time.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Spackle spy photo: Obama mulls VP replacement for Slow Joe Biden
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