Window cleaning... made simple!
It's the Do-it-yourself Diving Board Kit, from Blam-O!
Nothing can possibly go wrong with sharp pointy objects used as fasteners.
Spotless bathrooms are overrated.
Danger: Hard-sombrero zone!
Human bungee cords are smart bungee cords!
Pickup trucks? We don't need no steenkin' pickup trucks!
The serenity of a cool, shady spot -- a place to relax and decompress.
Joe's Discount Construction: Quality in Every Inferior Job We Do!
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