Friday, September 06, 2013

John Ekdahl sounds the alarm: highly principled, anti-war Hollywood celebrities are missing and we fear the worst

Writing at BuzzFeed, John Ekdhal is worried about our anti-war celebrities, but fortunately has not yet begun to panic. Won't you please help us locate the missing?

Our government is yet again marching us towards a war of choice in the Middle East and our non-partisan, peace-loving celebrities have gone missing since late 2008. We fear the worst.

The only explanation for their continued silence must be a large, organized kidnapping. To whoever is responsible for their disappearance, please post pictures of them holding a recent newspaper so we know they’re okay.

Hackneyed, but true: read the whole thing.

Prepare to have your Hypocrisy-Meter shattered.


Anonymous said...

"Put their faces on milk cartons"

says anonymous concerned citizen Callmelennie

Spurwing Plover the fighting shorebird said...

So narrow minded and rediculous Say WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER yet support a a president(Obama)who is making war and supporting the terrorists This shows whats booze and drugs do to a person I makes them Stupid