The Censored Secret Outtake Files of @BiffSpackle, 2015

Bawdy and inappropriate, handle with care.

As an aside, this is why we now have a firm policy in place to drug-test all interns.

SECRET CONVOS COMIX

Former Obama "body man" Reggie Love could not be reached for comment.

CONSTITUTIONAL COMIX

Remember when presidents had respect for the Oval Office?

HORNDOG HI-JINX FUNNIES

Backstory here.

COMEDIANS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE

Yes, really: Mr. Obama found time to appear in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Jerry Seinfeld. And he really did say that he always wanted to be in a show about nothing.

I have no words.


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