Bumped & Updated: bRight & Early comes up with an elegant solution, below.
Dear ACLU: If the Ground Zero Mosque represents a simple First Amendment issue, then so do these buildings we will develop on either side of it. On the left side of the Ground Zero mosque, I suggest we open this fine establishment.
And on the right side, I propose this worthwhile retailer.
Now, you ACLU communist crackpots -- it's our freedom of speech to put these businesses there, right?
Update: bRight & Early writes, "Doug -- There's no need for two buildings. You can just build one."
Inspired by: Mark Levin.