Dear ACLU: If the Ground Zero Mosque represents a simple First Amendment issue, then so do these buildings we will develop on either side of it. On the left side of the Ground Zero mosque, I suggest we open this fine establishment.
And on the right side, I propose this worthwhile retailer.
Now, you ACLU communist crackpots -- it's our freedom of speech to put these businesses there, right?Update: bRight & Early writes, "Doug -- There's no need for two buildings. You can just build one."
Inspired by: Mark Levin.
3 comments:
Don't forget a synagogue and Catholic church across from the main entrance.
Of course...one must not forget bars, strip clubs and gay/transvestite establishments. Suggested names such as Mo's Hump, Camelsutra, The Lovely Goat would be most appropriate
OUTSTANDING!
And across the street:
http://www.edwardsvaham.com/
I want a vendor's license for the 100% all pork patties, to be served by scantily clad women only.
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