Wednesday, July 14, 2010

The 'Inappropriate Shrines' Contest

I'm proudly serving as a celebrity judge at iOwnTheWorld's latest prestigious contest.

We’ve been waiting for a good theme. It has revealed itself. In the spirit of the Mega Mosque at Ground Zero we are looking for Inappropriate Shrines, Symbols, Awards, Tributes etc.

An example would be a Benihana at the Arizona.

Or, as Mr. Pinko said, a loving tribute to Bucky Dent at Fenway Park.

Get creative, get outrageous, get poignant, get sad, get funny.

This contest is open until Thursday, July 15th, 5 PM EST. You are competing for a prize to be named later.

Knowing the folks who run these contests the prize could range from a lifetime supply of Ramen Noodles to a Ferrari Cabriolet, depending upon how their week at the craps table went.

So enter early and enter often.*

* Members of the Ross family and the New Black Panthers Party are not eligible for prize packages.


The_Bad said...

Alas, I do not have Photoshop or the time to devote for proper image creation. As such, feel free to use and abuse these ideas generated by my wife and I tonight:

The Steve Bartman Championship Seats at Wrigley Field

The Michael Jackson Preschool and Daycare

The Roman Polanski Junior Filmmaker Summer Retreat

The New John Lennon Wing of the Pentagon

The Mel Gibson Tolerance and Decorum Workshop

The Lindsey Lohan Sobriety Center

The Michael Vick Canine Obedience and Training Facility

Crazy Barry’s Bailout Emporium and Moonbase
(disclaimer: my wife says this one is dumb – I own it solely)

The Edward Kennedy School of Defensive Driving

Planned Parenthood Now Featuring Octomom

The Christopher Columbus Indian Casino and Yacht Club

(All the funny ones were my wife’s ideas)

The_Bad said...

My wife Casey came up with one more: the Karen Carpenter Pie-Eating Competition.