Thursday, June 04, 2015

Papa B’s Top 10 SCRABBLE® Tips

Papa B, who may have recently awakened in the hold of a coal freighter after a long bender, offers the following valuable SCRABBLE® tips:

PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

and finally...

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
When you rearrange the letters:
An Arab Backed Imposter

Can I get a rimshot, please?
 
 

1 comment:

Paco said...

Rimshot? You deserve a fanfare of French horns. That was awesome!