Did you hear that?
It's our first night in the new house... do you want me to check?
Are you f*****g kidding me? Hell yes, I want you to check, you lazy SOB!
KA-BLAM!! KA-BLAM!! ............ *** Da-Thump! ***
Problem solved, babe!
Nice double-tap, dear! I'm so happy we invested in a Glockk Home Security System™!