Suitable Attire for the Next Tea Party Protest

Now, reading The New York Times and other left-wing blogs, you would discover that this is the attire of a Nazi-slash-Klansman-slash-Right-Wing-Extremist and possible terrorist threat.

Therefore, I encourage Tea Party activists to adopt clothing that more accurately reflects the tender sentiments of the Left. Like this.

I wouldn't encourage carrying batons, though in the case of bringing weapons to polling places, apparently that's encouraged by this administration.