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Tired of the dirty looks you get on the expressway?
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Sick of getting flipped off, even though your only 'crime' is having an Obama bumper-sticker on your car?
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Now there's an answer: remove that divisive bumpersticker -- that you regret ever slapping on your vehicle -- with the new
AlinskyOff 3000, available exclusively through this TV offer!
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Having trouble with an extra-difficult sticker that won't stop grabbing you? The propane-powered
JeremiahBegone 4000 could be the cure. It's 4,000-BTU blast will melt nearly any free-range sticker made in the last four years!
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Struggling with the Obama-Biden commemorative stickers made with heat-proof tiles from the abandoned Space Shuttle program? There's only one way to get those bad boys off -- the
HopeyChange Jihad 5000 rocket-propelled adhesive remover (
not available in the District of Columbia).
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Act now, and we'll throw in a 2008 Michelle Obama bathing suit calendar!
1 comment:
What's the calendar at the end for? A substitute for Ipecac?
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