Tired of the dirty looks you get on the expressway?
Sick of getting flipped off, even though your only 'crime' is having an Obama bumper-sticker on your car?
Now there's an answer: remove that divisive bumpersticker -- that you regret ever slapping on your vehicle -- with the new
AlinskyOff 3000, available exclusively through this TV offer!
Having trouble with an extra-difficult sticker that won't stop grabbing you? The propane-powered
JeremiahBegone 4000 could be the cure. It's 4,000-BTU blast will melt nearly any free-range sticker made in the last four years!
Struggling with the Obama-Biden commemorative stickers made with heat-proof tiles from the abandoned Space Shuttle program? There's only one way to get those bad boys off -- the
HopeyChange Jihad 5000 rocket-propelled adhesive remover (
not available in the District of Columbia).
Act now, and we'll throw in a 2008 Michelle Obama bathing suit calendar!
Tired of the dirty looks you get on the expressway?
Sick of getting flipped off, even though your only 'crime' is having an Obama bumper-sticker on your car?
Now there's an answer: remove that divisive bumpersticker -- that you regret ever slapping on your vehicle -- with the new AlinskyOff 3000, available exclusively through this TV offer!
Having trouble with an extra-difficult sticker that won't stop grabbing you? The propane-powered JeremiahBegone 4000 could be the cure. It's 4,000-BTU blast will melt nearly any free-range sticker made in the last four years!
Struggling with the Obama-Biden commemorative stickers made with heat-proof tiles from the abandoned Space Shuttle program? There's only one way to get those bad boys off -- the HopeyChange Jihad 5000 rocket-propelled adhesive remover (not available in the District of Columbia).
Act now, and we'll throw in a 2008 Michelle Obama bathing suit calendar!
1 comment:
What's the calendar at the end for? A substitute for Ipecac?
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