Did you hear that?
It's our first night in the new house... do you want me to check?
Are you f*****g kidding me? Hell yes, I want you to check, you lazy SOB!
KA-BLAM!! KA-BLAM!! ............ *** Da-Thump! ***
Problem solved, babe!
Nice double-tap, dear! I'm so happy we invested in a Glockk Home Security System™!
I also want to know what Madison Avenue moron decided that a commercial which includes a high volume rendition of a home security system being activated would sell the product. Nothing makes me hit the mute button faster!
I would sooner gouge my eyes out than purchase any home security system advertised in this manner. This is -- by FAR -- the worst ad campaign EVER (on multiple levels).
I love the fact the the burglar in all these commercials is a white male. What happened to diversity?
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