Monday, August 15, 2011

Exclusive: Layout of President Obama's Tragical Misery Tour Bus

Our enterprising cub reporter Biff Spackle has located a tippity-top secret schematic of President Obama's campaign Recovery Summer™ tour bus.

As you could have expected, the President is making do with spartan quarters that provide only the basic necessities of life.



8 comments:

Proof said...

Having heard the president stammer and stutter during several of his off 'prompter remarks, I dubbed his tour the "Sure Hope Obama Remembers Teleprompter Bus Tour"

Bunk Strutts said...

DR-- The picture's cropped. Drop me an email and I'll send you a .png of the full version. --Bunk

Anonymous said...

Why's the steering wheel on the wrong side of the bus?

Oh, because it must be Obama's secret European bus, yeah......

Photos of Obama getting on also show two pairs of rear wheels, not one as in this schematic

Bunk Strutts said...

@Anonymous-- Obama drives only on the left, and the extra set of wheels are hidden from the exterior. They don't meet the pavement as they're just for spin. More here:
www.theblogmocracy.com/2011/08/16/the-obama-scenicbruiser/

Nate Whilk said...

At 6:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said, Why's the steering wheel on the wrong side of the bus?

It isn't. The diagram is the view from under the bus, where Obama has thrown us all.

Anonymous said...

HAHA This is really funny. You do realize that busses in the US drive on the right side of the road right?

Anonymous said...

In the kitchen, you forgot to show the storage locations for (a) Arugula and (b) the President's waffle.

Anonymous said...

I wany u to go to you tube and type in george bush. Bloppers. Then tell me whose worse with teleprompter