Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Top 20 #ObamaBusTourNames

As usual, I missed the Twitter hashtag meme from a few nights ago. It solicited names for President Obama's bus tour of battleground states that will operate at -- what else? -- taxpayer expense. My favorites?

20. Downgrade One
19. BusT Tour
18. 57 States
17. We have to ride it to know what's in it
16. Spinning the Future
15. Obama, the Bachmann Slayer
14. Rolling Blunder
13. The "Bus-driver acted stupidly" tour
12. Debt Race 2012
11. Titanic on wheels
10. StimuBus
9. America Under the Bus Tour
8. The "Not a Corporate Jet" Tour
7. Tragical history tour
6. Sputnik Moment
5. Blunderbuss
4. Blame Bush Tour
3. Barackisalosa 2012
2. The "McDonald's Is Hiring" Tour
1. The "Free iPods for the Battleground States" Extravaganza

Important note: the second bus is for Michelle's clothes and servants.

Update: Just thought of another one: Continental Failways.


Mike aka Proof said...

"Take the bus, and leave the driving to S&P, the Tea Party, the Chinese..."

dinosaur said...

How about the Barry goes Lead Tour ?

Anonymous said...

Important note: the second bus is for Michelle's clothes and servants.

Don't tell me they're leaving the golf clubs and personal pastry chef at home.

The Machiavellian said...

How about AA+ bus line

Anonymous said...

How about:

Mobile D*ck, the Late Great Fail

Anonymous said...

Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show?

Anonymous said...

"Bus Flop", "The Long, Long Failure"

Anonymous said...

"Change you can step in" tour

Antisocialist said...

How about "The wheels are coming off the bus tour"

1389 said...

The Bus to Mordor