To be fair, these exquisite specimens are featured on the National Journal's 15 Most Liberal Senators List. But I, for one, think they're gorgeous.
From left to right:
• Charles "Schmucky" Schumer of New York
• Chris "Smeagel" Murphy of Connecticut
• Barbara "Sweet Cheeks" Mikulski of Maryland
• Sherrod "Pockmarks" Brown of Ohio
What? The hell you say. That was only four?
My bad. Chalk it up to my public education in Chicago.
Hat tip: BadBlue News.
And they all eat Muzzie Charms for breakfast. The box logo says, "better born rich that lucky" and when you pour a bowl we find cereal in the shape of swords, knives, AK's, and amputated limbs. There are marshmallow heads aplenty and every 100th box has a little graham cracker man that looks like Eric Holder reading muslims their constitutional rights.
Milk comes in a teat marked US which is nestled inside the box, and behold, the box itself folds into a mosque from which we can hear the sweet sound, "death to the infidels".
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