Friday, August 10, 2012

Oh, Noes: Mitt Romney Once Ran a Nazi Death Cult!

At least that's the latest claim from President Axelrod's Obama's campaign:

By now everyone has heard that Mitt Romney Hood is a felon, a tax cheat, and an accomplice to murder - but those current truths only scratch the surface of his deviancy.

The Party™ plans to remedy this with a new magazine that will deliver a full spectrum of korrekt information about Romney to the oppressed masses - and much more! That's not to say that the NYT, WaPo, NBC, CBC, ABC, and CNN are not doing a fine job of this already, but an extra $3 contribution to Obama's campaign will not hurt. And this is exactly how much you must pay in order to get the first issue absolutely free!


Inside you will find:

- Drugs-and-sex-crazed GOP convention
- Dependent-of-the-Month centerfold
- Capitalist vampires living on virgin blood
- Cher: Ghost of Republican Sonny Bono is forcing me to have a baby
- Lead story - Mitt Romney's Nazi torture cult: only a woman's screams can make him smile.

3 comments:

Reliapundit said...

SEQUEL:

PUT MITT IN A WHITE ROBE AND CHANGE THE CHICK'S SKIN TO BLACK.

Redwine said...

Absolutely LOVE The People's Cube. Thanks for posting.

Zimri said...

And don't miss the inevitable fanfic, "50 Shades of Red: the 2012 electoral map"