"And let's not forget that this is the commander in chief who finally led the mission that brought Osama bin Laden to justice," said Shaheen.
In recognition of the president's unparalleled valor, Hollywood will soon release a major motion picture depicting his exploits. And (who else?) cub reporter Biff Spackle was able to secure an exclusive first look at the movie poster:
It goes without saying that another movie with Obama as the subject could be titled "All the President's Leaks."
Hat tip: @MelissaTweets.