EXCLUSIVE: White House releases new photo from Situation Room during Bin Laden raid; proves Love and Obama weren't playing cards

Earlier today Biff Spackle received the following encrypted email concerning the Reggie Love-Barack Obama card game controversy:

Date: Thu, 15 Aug 2013 16:04:06 -0700
To: Biff Spackle <biff@badblue.com>
From: Richard Windsor <fatlisa@whitehouse.gov>
Subject: Proof that Obama was in the Situation Room during Bin Laden raid

TELL YOUR WINGNUT FRIENDS THAT WE HAVE PROOF THAT OUR LIGHTBRINGER WAS NOT1!!!!!!!! PLAYING CARDS WITH REGGIE!!!!!!

SEE???? WE WANT A RETRACTION!!!! BECHES@!!!.

RW

Well, I suppose that clears things up.