It's Never Too Early To Yammer About Climate Change And Halloween

By William Teach

Never let a good holiday go to waste, that's the Warmist motto. That and "It's only hypocricy when Someone Else does it"

Climate change is scary! Dress in climate change costume and march in the Park Slope Halloween Parade, 10/31, 6:30pm http://t.co/uReLWZJYFD

— 350 Brooklyn (@350brooklyn) October 10, 2015

Fossil fuels are scary! Wear a plastic costume and take some fossil fueled travel to hang out while taking pictures with your plastic smartphone that was shipped from China on fossil fueled ships! Then there's this

.@ctognotti's "8 Climate Change Halloween Costume Ideas For 2015 That Make A Serious Point" http://t.co/MYRnszYQil

— Tom Nelson (@tan123) October 11, 2015

The Halloween season is in full swing. Haven't you seen it yet? All the bags of candy blanketing the store shelves, the overly ambitious jack-o-lantern plans your friends keep talking about, the ever-increasing tide of needlessly "sexy" costumes — it's all coming together. But what if you're socially conscious, environmentally aware, and you want to get in on the act? Never fear, because here are 8 climate change Halloween costume ideas to help you look your best, while hopefully sending a worthwhile message, too.

They're serious. These are actual costumes. Because they just can't help ruining everything. It's what they do. And, dagnabit, they'll take fossil fueled trips to make sure you know it, along with all the world boiling plastics and stuff to manufacture the costumes. Crossed at Pirate's Cove. Follow me on Twitter @WilliamTeach.