Thursday, December 02, 2010

Does this deficit make my butt look big?

This is weird.

Been driving for 25 miles and this big ol' truck's been following me the whole way.

Creepy.

Whoa. He's been getting closer and closer...

Damn! What the...

S***! He's gettin' right up on my bumper!

Alright, that's it. I'm pulling over. What the heck is going on here?

A frickin' Brinks truck?

What the hell? He's getting out of the armored car... walking up here...

Officer - is there some sort of a problem?

Sir, I couldn't help but notice the Obama sticker on the back of your car.

Yeah? So what? Did I do something wrong?

No, sir. But could you look in your rear-view mirror once more?

What the hell? What are those two eyeballs doing on your armored car?

Those, sir? That's the $480,000 your family could have saved by voting Republican over the last eighty years.

1 comment:

Old Fan said...

"That's the $480,000 your family could have saved by voting Republican over the last eighty years."

LOL !

Ouch, so funny it is painful.

Did you see loony Nancy today passing that Chicken Crap in the HOUSE?

Big nutty insanity. "The GOP doesn't want to pass a middle class tax cut"? And Democrats kept this insane liar?

Besides, this is not a vote on a tax cut, but keeping the largest TAX INCREASE in US History from hitting all.

Democrats still, even after last NOV., think Americans are stupid.

DNC Titanic.