Top Eight Reasons Mrs. Tiger Woods Should Have Known...
#8 - Frequently spotted in nightclubs with Eliot Spitzer.
#7 - Unexplained nicks and dents on his balls.
#6 - Retrofitted his Cadillac Escalade with curb feelers.
#5 - American Express charge for $2,000 from Waffle House.
#4 - Had always promised he'd be faithful within the three adjoining counties.
#3 - Often heard humming the theme song from Shaft in the shower.
#2 - On Facebook, his relationship status reads, "Dayammmmmmmmmm."
#1 - Always referred to his privates as "the wood".
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I sent my subscription renewal back with a note:
Two people of questionable character on the cover? No Thanks !
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