Because the AP ordered its reporters to stop referring to the Ground Zero Mosque as, well, the Ground Zero Mosque, helpful commenters at Michelle Malkin's site suggested some alternatives.
Pro journalists: take note. The top 15?
15. Landing Gear Mosque
14. Project Bloomberg
13. 9/11 Victory Mosque
12. Daily Kosque
10. The Gorelick & Clarke Building
9. Mosque formerly known as the Ground Zero Mosque
7. Crater’s Edge
5. The Mohammed Atta Memorial
4. Hormel House
3. The Debris Field Mosque
2. Burlington Terrorist Factory
1. New York Fire Training Academy
Won't you please help the AP?
Update: Cerploda House.
House of the usual suspects
The Allah-day Inn
Mosqow on the Hudson
Miss Piggy's Downtown Digs
The Presidential House of Worship
House of Ali-Baba and The Forty Democrats
The Soetoro Memorial House of Nobel and Falafel
Definition: blood sucking parasite capable of spreading a number of diseases - some deadly.
Mosque-ow On the Hudson
WTC Mosque & Flight School
The Rub Americans Noses In Crap Mosque
Salt In The Wound Mosque
The If At First You Don't Succeed Try Again Mosque
Park Place Mosque & Control Tower
Spit In Your EyeMam Mosque
ITT (Islamic Terrorist Training) Tech
Burlington IED Factory
My, My, My, My Sharrrria
Islamic Sensitivity Center
"10. The Gorelick & Clarke Building"
How about "We Tried in 1993, and thanks to the Clintons, were able to succeed in 2001 - Mosque"
'Mosq-ito' is pretty funny.
I like the "Pelosi-Reid-Obama-Clinton Memorial Mosque - Thanking The Insane, Weak, Incompetent, Dishonest Democrats Who Enable The Very Worst (PS: By the way, when are you Democrats going to 'kill' that Patriot Act so us poor Militant Muslims can PREY in peace)"
The When Pigs Fly Mosque
The Shariah Spa and Harem
The Salted Wound Observatory
The Trojan Horse Mosque
The Dhimmi Sanctum
The Bin Laden International House of Uproarious Laughter
The Obama Albatross
The Religion of Pieces Plaza
The United Nation’s Little Buddy Bungalows
The New DNC Headquarters
The Harb Istinzaf Community Renewal Project
A) The Taqiyyah Mosque
Taqiyyah means lie or deceive in Arabic.
B) The Mosqarade
C) The House of Exploding Kitman
Kitman is another arabic term for lie or deceive.
D) The Shi'te Hole
E) The Dhimmi Dome
I think the Imam's own characterization is best: the D'awa Mosque. Dawa is recruiting for Islam. Evil loves to tell you in advance what will be done. Remember 'fundamental change for America'? On a final note, for all your liberal friends peeing themselves over conservative religious intolerance, ask them why St. Nicholas church (Greek Orthodox) which stood almost between the WTC towers, has not been given permission to rebuild in NINE YEARS??? Tolerance for Wahabi is exactly the same a tolerance for a rabid dog in your kitchen.
The Ra'uf is on Fire Mosque
Jihad Me at Allahu Akbar Mosque
To Mock a Killing Field Mosque
The Twin Cowards Mosque
Taqiyyah Sunrise Mosque
Dhimmi Wonderland Mosque
Call me Lennie
NB: Call me Lennie is Anonymous poster's name, not a suggested Mosque name. if I wanted to go that way, I'd have gone with
Call me Ishmael's Tool Building
3,000 and counting...
The Sayd Qutb House of Pancakes
Ibn Tamiyya Coliseum Mosque
Abbatoir Viewhouse Mosque
The Mosque at 10379 (the floors the planes hit on the buildings)
Qaeda Kudos Mosque
The 200 Sbarros Mosque
4000 Missing Jews Mosque
Subjugated State Building
Dhimmitry United Church
Mohammedan Square Garden (because after all it's not really a mosque; it's a rec center)
Downtown Prostration Club
Cathedral of St Bloom The Supine
Osama's & Obama's playground!
Allah's Sole House
Sole as in bottom of shoe or foot
A few names to illustrate just how far away two North to South New York City blocks actualy is (528 feet)
The Tiger Woods 9 iron Shot Away From Ground Zero Mosque
The Mickey Mantle Single Home Run Blast Away From Ground Zero Mosque
The Usain Bolt 15.46 Second Sprint Away From Ground Zero Mosque
The 204 Second Brisk Walk Away From Ground Zero Mosque
Mosque Ado About Nothing
World Traitor Center
Burlington Turncoat Factory
Son Of The Mosque
A Wing And A Prayer Mosque
No Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll Center
Waterboardwalk & Park Place Mosque
Missing Persians Bureau
Imam & Pop Shop
Between Iraq & A Hard Place
New al Qaida Headquarters
We Won Mosque
Victory House Mosque
King Obama's Mosque
The New WTC (World Terror Council) Mosque
New Democratic/Islamic National Committee Headquarters/Mosque
Pigs Aren't Us Mosque
Crash Central Mosque
Two Down Mosque
3,000 Less Infidels Mosque
You Asked For It Mosque
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