Thursday, January 13, 2011

Top Ten Things We Can't Say Anymore

Dan from New York:

According to the Dept. of Homeland Security the following words, phrases and idioms are henceforth verboten:

1. Target audience

2. The movie bombed

3. I have a question. “Shoot!”

4. Attack ad

5. He shot his big mouth off

6. Over my dead body!

7. Annie get your gun

8. Bullets over Broadway

9. Killer app

10. I almost died laughing

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Dell said...

This just in!!

DHS has proclaimed the singing of our National Anthem to be illegal, effective immediately.

Too many 'bombs bursting in air'!