According to the Dept. of Homeland Security the following words, phrases and idioms are henceforth verboten:
1. Target audience
2. The movie bombed
3. I have a question. “Shoot!”
4. Attack ad
5. He shot his big mouth off
6. Over my dead body!
7. Annie get your gun
8. Bullets over Broadway
9. Killer app
10. I almost died laughing
Graphic guidelines to follow.
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This just in!!
DHS has proclaimed the singing of our National Anthem to be illegal, effective immediately.
Too many 'bombs bursting in air'!
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