Word broke last month that President Obama will try to be the first candidate to raise $1 billion for his 2012 reelection bid. It may not be quite as easy this time, however, after all of the attacks on "millionaires and billionaires" as well as a long list of once-vibrant industries reduced to begging for scraps from regulators.
In the bi-partisan spirit of civility, I figured we could save the president several hundred thousand dollars by coming up with his '12 campaign slogan before he had to pay some public relations agency to do so. Without further ado, here are my suggestions -- and I'm looking for your contributions in the comments!
• "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask How You Can Illegally Contribute To My Campaign"
• "Your long national nightmare is not over"
• "It's Mourning Again in America"
• "Keep America Strong through Surrender & High Taxes"
• "Vote for Barack: Satan compels you"
• "Building a bridge to September 10th"
• "I'm with Worf!"
• "Vote Obama. It’s Easier Than Thinking"
• "Don't Ask What He's Done: Ask What He Says He's Done!"
• "Isn't It Time You Were Disappointed Again?"
• "Read My Lips: No New Tax Cuts"
• "Why Work If You Can Just Vote Democrat Instead?"
• "Change you can be fooled by -- again!"
• "Your friends at the SEIU say: Vote Obama and No One Gets Hurt"
• "Keep Racial Tensions Alive!"
• "Help Wipe Out Capitalism in Our Time"
• "I can't believe it's not Socialism!"
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APPEASEMENT ABORAD AND SOCIALISM AT HOME.. A RECIPE FOR DISASTER
Laser Like Focus on Jobs
"Don't Ask What He's Done: Ask What He Says He's Done!"
That's what their real slogan will be--they'll just call it something else.
"Making Private Property a Thing of the Past, One Taxpayer at a Time"
Hey - leave Worf out of this!
Under Obama Socialism Thrives and the Economy Dives.
Jihad? What Jihad?
Bowing to enemies since 2008!
Because we haven't finished alienating our allies.
We have only just begun the government takeover of everything!
Let us do the thinking for you!
Vote Obama or we send Bill Ayers to your house.
I Think this will work for Obama, still he need some more slogans LOL
Live free or vote Obama 2012
Obama, the second coming.
It’s the hegemony, stupid.
Let’s give our children a better tomorrow so they can PAY for the things we’ve done today.
Obama, the NEW white meat.
Yes We Can???
Now I'm Experienced!
All Out Of Vacation Time!
Obama / Biden 2012
We still don't know what we are doing. But we will figure it out!
Barack Obama 2012 – Giving It All You’ve Got - Ginger iOTW
Have The Common Decency To Let Me Finish What I've Started
Ginger - iOTW
"Let's Win One For The Flipper"
How about "I'm black, so I'm entitled to your vote."
one billion dollars. If anyone need proof that money can't buy happines, here it is.
Either me or that crazy Alaskan, it's not rocket surgery people.
Lemmings for Obama 2012
Do it for the Children -
The next generation of gimme!
Obama 2012 Cap and trade or cap yo ass
Vote Obama Sucka
Skanks and Hobos Unite! With the mentally ill we can win this election.
Obama 2012: Resistance is futile.
"Fooled you once, shame on me. Fool you twice? Yes We Can!!"
Fail to Grow with B.H.O.
Bad leader, Bad golfer, Bad for America.
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