Monday, July 01, 2013

IT'S COME TO THIS: Al Gore Says That Warmal Colding Turned the Earth Upside Down!

Jonah Goldberg, at the G-File, relays the most horrifying climate news I've come across since the motion picture The Day After Tomorrow:

In 1998, the Washington Post ran a picture of Earth from space. I can't remember why, but I think it was a picture from the international space station.

The picture infuriated then-vice president [Al] Gore. He called the Post's executive editor to tip him off about the "error."

"I decided I just had to call because you've printed a picture of the Earth upside-down."

It didn't occur to Gore that, from space, there is no upside down.

Really.

Democrat Pride: And Al Gore is the intellectual giant upon whom Obama relies to guide America's industrial and regulatory policies.

Oh, and this just in: according to Vermont's self-professed Socialist-cum-Democrat Senator Bernie Sanders, weather is the greatest planetary crisis that we face.

Every summer the planet gets warmer and every winter the planet cools. It's called "the seasons".

The Earth lies within the heliosphere. That is, within the atmosphere of the sun. And all of the warmal colding religionists have completely omitted the sun from their computerized models.

Yes, really.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uhm! Every summer the planet gets warmer and every winter the planet cools. It's called "the seasons
Does the Southern Hemisphere get warmer in the winter?
You are an idiot!

K-Bob said...

I figured Al would also be upset that the photo of the Earth was missing several typhoons and hurricanes, rotating both clockwise and counterclockwise, regardless of coriolis forces.

Is there any truth to the rumor that whenever Al Gore posts comments in a comment section of a blog, that he always goes by "anonymous?"

Anonymous said...

Yep and George Zimmerman's trial is all going the prosecution's way.

And Islam, abortion, the gay and sexually promiscuous lifestyle are just peachy keen, peaceful, healthy and happy.

Hey leftists, don't let reality and evidence get in the way of your delusions.

Anonymous said...

Al Gore is a windbag! Therefore everything coming out of his mouth is filled with gas - and can stink for miles on out - making it a possibility of turning the Globe upside down!