Sunday, January 30, 2011

Top 10 Progressive Proverbs

10. The early bird gets to redistribute the worm

9. There is such a thing as a free lunch

8. Inaction speaks louder than work

7. Don't cross the bridge if you're being driven by a Kennedy *

6. All good things come to those who register dead voters

5. A stimulus in time, saves or creates nine of something or other.**

4. Slothfulness is golden

3. What's good for the goose should be good for all the damn geese, m*****f*****!

2. A penny saved is a penny which needs to be taxed and redistributed those not fortunate enough to win life's lottery. **

1. If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again. **

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Let me know if I missed any.

Update: A Mr. H. Reid suggests, "Never judge a book by its cover so long as it is clean, articulate, with light skin and have no Negro dialect, unless it wanted to have one."

* Hat tip: The Bad.
** Hat tip: Magical Pat.

 

4 comments:

Proof said...

"I know why the caged bird tastes like chicken."

toadbile said...

"Beauty is only skin."

"Never lick a gift horse in the mouth without a grant from the national endowment for the arts."

"A bird in the hand is worth a schedual C depreciated asset IAW section49, partD, pp12-15 Federal Fowl Grasping Act of 2006"

The Atlee Appeal said...

"White America is the root cause of all the world's problems."

"Radical Islam is not to blame for 9/11. George Bush is."

"At some point, you've made enough money." - Actual Obama quote

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The_Bad said...

Thanks for the nod. I've often noted that it is much safer to hunt with a Cheney than to drive with a Kennedy.