#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 AND nobody gets hurt.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road AND nobody gets hurt.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman is...
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
Fortunately my wife never reads my blog.