It's come to this: conservatives rally together to save the Democrat Party using Twitter, hashtag #SaveDemIdeas

Altruistic. Generous. Loving. Compassionate. These are just a few of the adjectives used to describe Mother Teresa. In an unrelated news story, David Burge has helped rally conservatives to the worthy cause of saving the Democrat Party, which has -- for the last few decades -- turned its mission into a Kamikaze-style flight plan straight into the tarmac.

@IowaHawkBlog: During TV debate with GOP opponent, open a bag of Legos and build little mosque on his podium. When he objects, yell RACIST
@IowaHawkBlog: Unleash Henry Waxman's Mesmerizing Super-Hypno-Power
@StarlessTwit: A Chevy Volt in every pot

@directorblue: Change name to cool, hip new label: the Funocrat Party
@directorblue: Free travel mugs emblazoned with the donkey & sickle logo
@directorblue: Happy Hour: now starting at 3pm

@directorblue: New ads feature Andy Dick -- in a maid outfit and holding a vacuum cleaner -- draining the swamp
@directorblue: New "civilian national security force" forces ignorant people to vote the right way
@directorblue: All you can eat fajita bar at the DNC

@directorblue: New bailout package targets all Americans who haven't eaten at Denny's
@IowaHawkBlog: Stats show dems poll well with childless adults, poorly among adults with kids. Steal their kids, watch poll numbers zoom!
@directorblue: Our campaign promise to you: everyone gets to be a Supreme Court Justice for a day.

@directorblue: Ask us about our Double Your Vote program!