Eleven years ago, according to the crack operatives working for Bill Maher, Christine O'Donnell admitted hanging around with Wiccans and dabbling in "witchcraft".
I suggest burning her at the stake. It's the only way to be sure.
I dabbled into witchcraft — I never joined a coven. But I did, I did... I didn’t join a coven, I didn’t join a coven, let’s get this straight... I dabbled into witchcraft. I hung around people who were doing these things. I’m not making this stuff up. I know what they told me they do...
One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn’t know it. I mean, there’s a little blood there and stuff like that... We went to a movie and then like had a little midnight picnic on a satanic altar...
The context of this shocking admission was somehow omitted. After seeing a movie (Carrie?), someone took her to a "satanic altar" but she "didn't know it".
Ah, the peccadilloes of high school. Going to a movie and then visiting a Wiccan altar. Seriously, we should dunk her in water: if she sinks, she's innocent and if she floats, she's a witch.
But, last time I checked, high school Wiccans aren't destroying our country.
It would seem that the Fabian Socialists are, however. And O'Donnell's opponent -- a self-admitted Marxist -- is just such an enemy of America.
Which makes the whole point of this 'shocking admission' rather moot if you have children and grandchildren. Because most of us would vote for an unwashed orange juice can over a Marxist at this point.
It would seem that a lot of people have forgotten that elected officials are supposed to serve as proxies for us. And we don't want Marxists in office.
Update: Great comment at the Washington Post, where headlines are trumpeting the Wiccan menace.
Christine O'Donnell: I dabbled into Witchcraft.
Chris Coons: I dabbled into Communism.
Barrack Obama: I dabbled into Communism.
Barrack Obama: I did cocaine
Barrack Obama: I began my political career in domestic terrorists' (William Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn) house.
Barrack Obama: I attended a Black Nationalist, racist church for 20 years.
Barrack Obama: My father was a Communist.
Barrack Obama: My mother was a Communist.
Barrack Obama: I've appointed Communists to responsible government posts.
Barrack Obama: My mentor (Frank Marshall Davis) as a teen was a Communist.
Barrack Obama: My favorite professors in college were Marxist professors.
Barrack Obama: My best friends in college were radicals.
Washington Post: We have a double standard in how we report on conservatives to how we report on liberals.
Washington Post: We report only negative things about conservatives.
Washington Post: We report only positive things about liberals.
Washington Post: We hack for one of the political parties (guess which one).
Washington Post: Many of our writers are socialists.
Washington Post: Many of our writers attack the mainstream in their articles.
Washington Post: We have racist writers (Eugene Robinson is one of them).
Washington Post: We occasionally print national security secrets in our paper to undermine the security of our nation.
Washington Post: We encourage illegal immigration with our articles.
Washington Post: We encourage class warfare with our articles.
Washington Post: We routinely mislead our readers with coverage that is NOT objective.
Pree-cisely. Well played, sir.
Update II: Wow.
Update III: Bill Maher's Witch Hunt -- the Missing Context
Linked by: Michelle Malkin. Thanks!